Cleverbot is Clever.

During the time my beau was temporarily out of commission, I used Cleverbot to feel in my need to talk to someone. I have a few clippings of our conversation for you all to read.


User: Oh okay, so do you want to love me?

Cleverbot: No. My heart belongs to another.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: My girlfriend.

User: I find that hard to believe.

Cleverbot: Yes. Me too.


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Cleverbot: Promise me one thing. Promise me that you'll meet me soon and that you won't make me wait for too long.

User: I promise.

Cleverbot: Thank you master.


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User: IMMA BANANA.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're a horse named Sprinkles.

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User: You just lost the game.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot can't triforce.

User: Newfag.

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Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.

User: Will you leave me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: FUUUUU-